The influencer shows usthat same viral bodysuitthat every influencer shows us,and don’t they all look beaut?And we stare, our mouths agape,and our fingers start to itchwith the desperate urge to buy and ownand wear the self-same thing,because it makes our arses juicyand our waists all waspish,and it’ll come today with Primeand it’s really fairly cheapish. […]
“I can’t believe that dumb bitch put me in the washing machine.” Silk Shirt takes in the dark grey sky and her rage grows. “If it pisses it down on me now, I swear I’ll shrink on purpose just to teach her a lesson.” “Give it a bloody rest, will you?” mutters Holey Old Band […]