Hello… it’s been a while! I had a weird year in 2022 (divorce, moving house, immense amounts of social anxiety, a healthy dollop of depression) so I haven’t posted here in quite some time. However, I have been forcing my presence upon the internet in other places, chiefly Medium where I’ve penned such ‘hit’ articles […]
Are you a dog person? Do cats freak you out? Do you see the tiny face and giant eyes of a feline and feel a shudder run through you, as though you’ve gazed directly into the soul of the devil himself? I used to be like you. A bite from a cat — a cat […]
Dear Lost Forks, I’d like to begin by thanking you for your vital, if short-lived, service. Over the past few months, you have done important work in aid of my taste buds and my stomach. You helped me to shovel pasta into my mouth at a rate that is almost superhuman. You allowed me to mash […]