A roundup of the very short, tiny silly stories I wrote on Twitter and Instagram this week.
“Don’t act like the #victim in this.”
“But I am!”
“And don’t make me out to be the bad guy.”
“But you are!”
“I baked a cake – that’s it. It’s not my fault you ate the entire thing in one sitting and made yourself sick.”
“Ugh, whatever. Shut up and pass me the bucket.”#vss365
— Ellie Scott (@itsemscott) April 1, 2019