A roundup of the miniature stories I wrote on Twitter and Instagram this week.
“So we only have one #vacant room left, and it has a few… quirks. Don’t remove the plastic sheets on the bed, don’t turn on the lamp in the corner, DO NOT make eye contact with the thing in the bath…”
The receptionist smiles. “And don’t ask questions.” #vss365
— Ellie Scott (@itsemscott) April 6, 2019