A roundup of the miniature stories I wrote on Twitter and Instagram this week.
“So we only have one #vacant room left, and it has a few… quirks. Don’t remove the plastic sheets on the bed, don’t turn on the lamp in the corner, DO NOT make eye contact with the thing in the bath…”
“What thing?”
The receptionist smiles. “And don’t ask questions.” #vss365— Ellie Scott (@itsemscott) April 6, 2019
A roundup of the very short, tiny silly stories I wrote on Twitter and Instagram this week.
“Don’t act like the #victim in this.”
“But I am!”
“And don’t make me out to be the bad guy.”
“But you are!”
“I baked a cake – that’s it. It’s not my fault you ate the entire thing in one sitting and made yourself sick.”
“Ugh, whatever. Shut up and pass me the bucket.”#vss365— Ellie Scott (@itsemscott) April 1, 2019
