I only open my curtains when the sun’s gone down. It’s so I don’t have to see the people in the garden. They freak me out with their wide, dead-eyed stares. Continue reading “My Evening Routine | Microfiction”
My Evening Routine | Microfiction
Category: Tiny Silly Stories
Super-short, usually silly stories from my Twitter and Instagram.
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Leg It! | Microfiction
Teensy-weensy stories I wrote on social media this week.
Molten liquid bubbles in the #crucible while the evil villain looks on.
“Time to sacrifice another. Boil away!”
Cackling, she tosses the next victim to its death.
“Lucy! My best saucepan… look at the mess! Turn off that hob and put those gummy bears down.”
“But Mum…”#vss365a— Ellie Scott (@itsemscott) June 2, 2019
I Saw It on National Geographic | Microfiction
Silly stories from my social media pages this week…
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A Passionate and Putrid Kiss | Microfiction
This week’s silly stories from social media.
Tiny Explosion. Big Leak | Microfiction
This week’s silly, stupid stories from Instagram and Twitter.
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SPLAT. | Microfiction
This week’s silly social stories.
“Orphans, #waifs, strays, urchins, guttersnipes. I’ll take ‘em all! Feed ‘em, water ‘em, put ‘em to work!”
“Will you take this one?”
“Tatty hair, belligerent frown. Looks like a Ragamuffin.”
The cat hissed.
“I don’t take Ragamuffins. Sinister breed. Manx ‘n Moggies only.”#vss365— Ellie Scott (@itsemscott) May 6, 2019
Eff… Eff… Effervescent! | Microfiction
All the silly stories from my social media this week.
Me Mum always told me I shouldn’t stop at nothing to get #victory. So I wasn’t gonna let him take my girl out, was I?
And I didn’t even lay a finger on him. I just had a fiddle with his brakes. I didn’t know it would kill him!
Can’t say I’m bothered, mind. She’s mine now.#vss365— Ellie Scott (@itsemscott) April 29, 2019
Fork It, Fork It All | Microfiction
Wee stories from my social media this week.
“She called my manuscript ‘infuriatingly #vapid.’ Isn’t that great?”
“I don’t know…”
“It’s not a copy-paste form rejection. It’s real, tangible feedback! Finally I have proof that my writing makes people FEEL something. My words have the power to infuriate! Cool, huh?”#vss365— Ellie Scott (@itsemscott) April 24, 2019
Teeny Little Creatures on a Grain of Sand | Microfiction
A roundup of the miniature stories I wrote on Twitter and Instagram this week.
“So we only have one #vacant room left, and it has a few… quirks. Don’t remove the plastic sheets on the bed, don’t turn on the lamp in the corner, DO NOT make eye contact with the thing in the bath…”
“What thing?”
The receptionist smiles. “And don’t ask questions.” #vss365— Ellie Scott (@itsemscott) April 6, 2019