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The shot knocked him straight to the floor and for a split second he thought he was dead. But he wasn’t. He touched his fingers to the back of his head. Wet. Blood. And when he realised there was blood, the pain kicked in – searing, burning, debilitating pain. The pain was so bad that he almost wished he had died. And then he passed out.
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He came to at the hospital. The doctor told him he was a medical marvel to have survived such a gunshot. Only trouble was, they told him, the bullet was still lodged in his brain. They could operate, try and get it out, but the risk of doing more damage was high. Instead, they were gonna leave it – see what happened. This didn’t fill him with much confidence, but he was hooked up to something that obliterated the pain, and that was alright by him. Until his vision went all fucky. Things went light and dark, the doctor’s lips moved with a blur, and everything had turned sepia.
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The doctor was concerned that the bullet was on the move. A specialist was called in to examine him and figure out a treatment plan, but the strategy wasn’t an easy one for him to follow. Most of the specialist’s words seemed like nonsense to him. Could have been another language for all he knew, but he had no choice but to trust him. Besides, he was too busy wondering why he kept going hot and cold and prickly and numb to really care about how they were gonna fix him. All that mattered was that they would.
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The doctors and nurses kept talking but he only managed to catch snippets here and there. The police showed up and he couldn’t for the life of him figure out why. They kept asking if he saw his assailant, and he said he didn’t know he had an assailant, and he asked why he was in hospital and if he could leave, and he was surprised when they told him he’d been shot in the head because he couldn’t recall a thing about it.
Ladies and gentlemen, we are now nearing our final stop, Frontal Lobe. Please note that connecting trains to Broca Area are delayed, but services to Motor Strip are operating as usual.
He got clumsy. He couldn’t lift a cup of water to his lips without spilling. He couldn’t hold a pen, never mind write with it as the doctor requested. He felt dumb as a post and this made him mad, and then sad, and then he cackled with laughter. “Who am I?” he kept asking the nurses, and they’d start to tell him and he’d get bored and stop listening. “I think I’ll die soon,” he told them. But the doctor said he was a medical marvel and insisted it wouldn’t happen.
Until a lump appeared on his forehead. It grew and it grew and it grew, and when the doctor took a scalpel to the skin, out popped a tiny, shiny bullet.
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And it wasn’t long before he thought was dead again. And he was right that time.
I write one new story each week inspired by a random song from my Spotify library. This week it was “Bullet in the Brain” by The Black Keys.Follow Ellie Scott on WordPress.com