A Passionate and Putrid Kiss | Microfiction

This week’s silly stories from social media.

 

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A post shared by Ellie Scott (@tinysillystories) on May 19, 2019 at 6:06am PDT

A boy gazes out his window, watching #myriad birds zip across the sky.
Beak on glass startles him. A bird is perched on the ledge.
He opens the window.
“Bored?”
The boy nods.
“I’ll help.” The bird squawks at his friends. “Over here! Let’s poke this Peepin’ Tom’s eyes out!”#vss365

— Ellie Scott (@itsemscott) May 20, 2019

 

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A post shared by Ellie Scott (@tinysillystories) on May 20, 2019 at 8:40am PDT

A #susurrus roused her and she opened her eyes to a pink aura of light.
“Ew!” came a whisper. “There’ll be spit and stuff.”
The tooth fairy scowled at her apprentice. “Clearly you picked the wrong job. Now get over there and yank those teeth out of that child’s mouth.”#vss365

— Ellie Scott (@itsemscott) May 21, 2019

 

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A post shared by Ellie Scott (@tinysillystories) on May 21, 2019 at 12:31pm PDT

“What’s for dinner?”
“A #frisson.”
“Sounds awful.”
She giggles, grabs a carving knife and wields it at him.
“What are you doing?”
“Whipping up the frisson. Don’t you feel the thrill? You never liked my cooking, so tonight you’ll provide dinner. Let’s see how you taste.”#vss365

— Ellie Scott (@itsemscott) May 22, 2019

 

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A post shared by Ellie Scott (@tinysillystories) on May 23, 2019 at 12:22am PDT

Stood before her front door she puts on a #gossamer cloak of confidence. It snags on thoughts of the busy, noisy streets outside and soon it is torn to ribbons on the floor.
She gathers up the tattered fabric and returns to her sewing machine. “I’ll try again tomorrow.”#vss365

— Ellie Scott (@itsemscott) May 23, 2019

 

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A post shared by Ellie Scott (@tinysillystories) on May 23, 2019 at 11:58am PDT

“You are repugnant. Foul. Nauseating. The most disgusting thing I’ve ever known.”
“Stop! You’re making me blush. And you’re pretty gross yourself.”
“You’re just saying that.”
“No! I really mean it. You are totally #vile.”
The ogres fell into a passionate and putrid kiss.#vss365

— Ellie Scott (@itsemscott) May 24, 2019

 

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A post shared by Ellie Scott (@tinysillystories) on May 24, 2019 at 10:05am PDT

“#Verdant… Verdant? VERDANT!”
Vernon looks up from his newspaper. “What are you shouting about?”
“I wad tryid to ged your addenshud.”
“Y’what?”
She points at her nose. “God a cold.”
“Oh, bunged up are you? Well you stay quiet and rest.”
“But Verdant… Verdant? VERDANT!”#vss365

— Ellie Scott (@itsemscott) May 25, 2019

 

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A post shared by Ellie Scott (@tinysillystories) on May 25, 2019 at 10:19am PDT

Amy hides in the wardrobe, shrouded in clothes.
“Amyyy.”
Floorboards creak.
“I’ll find you. I always do.”
She holds her #breath.
“Come out, Amy.”
The wardrobe door snaps open. Amy yelps.
“Help me clean the dishes, then we’ll have ice cream.”
Amy smiles at her Dad. “Deal!”#vss365

— Ellie Scott (@itsemscott) May 26, 2019

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